February 2012
7 posts
The 2 is the worst bus in the world
Where are all these old people going!?! Did I get on the retirement home shuttle or something?
The layers I cut into my hair..
Oh my god you don’t even want to know. Hahaha I’m a dum bass.
Oh ok phone
Go ahead and start playing music by yourself at 330am, prime alien abduction time. That’s cool im not freaked out at all. Not saying it was aliens… but it was obviously aliens.
January 2012
17 posts
i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a KrAzY adventure
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a...
It’s a really obscure number you’ve probably never heard of it.
this.
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
two good things happened last night
i found out that i got a job no. 2 and that max is coming back this weekend! :D except, obviously i lost my hat.. can i not go a week without losing something!? my new years resolution was to stop losing stuff but that already failed the day after. I HAVE A PROBLEM.
O_o
I’ve been really sick this past week and I didn’t really eat much which caused my stomach to shrink. So today when I started feeling better and got my appetite back, I ATE ALL THE FOOD. But I think I ate too much too fast and it exploded my stomach or something. because now my diaphragm hurts when I breathe and i cant sleep because i might be dying. I just want to be normal and not in...
clientsfromhell:
Me: Here are the photographs from the shoot yesterday
Client: Nice shots - I like this one from behind the man. Can you just flip the image so we can see his face and not the back of his head?
Me: You want me to turn him around in the photograph so you can see his face?
Client: Yes - and maybe we can make him black. Do you have Photoshop?
Banksy
You’ll never believe it ——-> read
December 2011
18 posts
if i lose one more thing
i’m seriously going to lose my mind. UGHHHHH. 2011 was definitely the year i lost the part of my brain that is my short term memory. new years resolution: stop being so god damn forgetful/careless.
hilarious story
i was in my room minding my own business when my dog started barking like crazy (it was weird because she NEVER barks) so i ran upstairs to look out the window to see what was going on. there was a parked car on my driveway and a woman got out to open her trunk. but she freaked me out because she kept looking around suspiciously. so i told my brother about it and we just watched her. i was so...
have you heard about the man who got his whole...
it’s okay. he’s all right.
Guys
I broke my backup laptop that i’ve been using to replace my first laptop that I broke in the summer. Now I only have phone. And I don’t see that lasting long either. I don’t know why I own things.
last night
i had a dream that i was as badass as salander from the new girl with the dragon tattoo movie. i saw it yesterday and it was really good and b.a. also they took away big ticket tuesday!!! nooooo!
A man goes into a bar
What’s a mango doing in a bar!?
November 2011
12 posts
TAKE YOUR GAY. LEOTARD. AND DIE!