January 2011
35 posts
caitlin and i
each got some free weed from a random at a bus stop tonight just because he thought we had nice eyes.
somehow, i feel like i shouldn’t trust this..
well OOOBVIOUSLY
i dropped my phone in water.. again hahaha i can’t even count how many times this has happened. still works though, so it’s cool
edit: holy shit just kidding it’s fucked. it keeps calling some random number by itself. it’s always the same number and its not even in my contacts AND I CAN’T MAKE IT STOP
yesterday
some woman had to be hospitalized for frozen eyeballs while skating on the canal. FROZEN EYEBALLS. how does that happen!? sounds so painful and creepy
saving money sucks ballz
i wanna buy new clothes so badly. but i want to move out more. life is sooOOoOooOo hard
seriously wendy
how come everyone is only looking for experienced servers!? where the heck do they get their all their experience if no one wants to hire an unexperienced one.. whaaat
noooo
i put a piece of chocolate in my sweater pocket to save it for later (lol) and i forgot about it. but then i remembered once i put my phone in my pocket and took out a nasty sticky melted chocolate phone. but i guess it could have been worse, it could have fallen in someones puke.. oh wait that already happened!
i never thought eating an orange would be so...
i have so many mini cuts from work and the citric acid is burning my hands aka i am holding a ball of fire. speaking of work, i need a new job wahhh someone hire me plz
max: that's so cool! how did you make an upside exclamation mark!?
me: uhh what..? that's an i..
that awkward moment when someone deletes you off...
and then writes angry things about you in his status. maaan chill out and stop being a dRaMa QuEeN
omg
rachellin:
hana why are you so funny
bahaha poker face :| whatchu talkin bout fool
it's a chuesday
and i’m soOoOo drunk. i just wanted to see my bffz bday girls play tonight but i got there too late and missed them :(
but on a lighter note.. i made nachos!!!!
hi
i almost died on the bus today. the bus driver lost control of the bus and i thought it was going to flip over. and the old man behind me flipped 8 shits and started yelling. it was so intense lmao
let me be your everlasting light
What's your new zodiac sign? →
what the hell, i’m freaking out!! i’ve lived my whole life as a libra and now all of a sudden i’m a virgo!? pfft soo dumb. lol i know this doesn’t change anything but now i’m just confused.. WHO AM I!?
edit: JUST KIDDING this only applies if you’re born after 2009
Virtual Barbershop - holy shit this feels like...
check out my new keychain!
bahahhah i found him in my house and i shotgunned him and named him sharky :) look at his adorable little bottle opening jaws dawww
can't stop baking
mmm peanut butter nutella cookies
nomnomnom
don't worry, be happy
lmao
i was talking to lloyd about pho and how good it is.
Lloyd says: i literally have noo idea what it is. i cant picture it at all. this is what i picture
Hana says: ahahahahahah
Lloyd says: im super curious. and i could google it but that would spoil the surprise
ZEDS DEAD, BABY.
wooooo
don't mess with rachel's cheese
rachel: who ate my white cheddar!? :@ :@ someone's gunna get BEHEADED
me: lmao i dont know i didn't have any
rachel: who made nachos? was it byron i'm going to chop off his tiny weiner
falcon PUUUNCH
lol wut
since when can you request someones phone number on facebook.. isn’t it already creepy enough!!?
new strokes album comes out in march
oh ma gaaaaawd ahhhh !!
i have a mom no. 2
i was at work today and i was talking about how i didnt go home last night so i couldnt feed or take out my dog. my boss overheard that and flipped a shit and started lecturing me about how i need to be more responsible because i knew i had to work this morning. then she brought up how i’ve been coughing for almost three months and she has told me to go to the doctor many times and i’m...
bed intruder dubstep remix hahah this kills me but...
montreal was amaziiiing
that was the best new years eve EVER. bare noize was sooooo good and there was a giant sandpit in front of the stage which made it so fun to dance in. at the end of the night i came back to the hotel with a sandpit in my shoes..
and it was so worth it