December 2011
18 posts
if i lose one more thing
i’m seriously going to lose my mind. UGHHHHH. 2011 was definitely the year i lost the part of my brain that is my short term memory. new years resolution: stop being so god damn forgetful/careless.
hilarious story
i was in my room minding my own business when my dog started barking like crazy (it was weird because she NEVER barks) so i ran upstairs to look out the window to see what was going on. there was a parked car on my driveway and a woman got out to open her trunk. but she freaked me out because she kept looking around suspiciously. so i told my brother about it and we just watched her. i was so...
have you heard about the man who got his whole...
it’s okay. he’s all right.
Guys
I broke my backup laptop that i’ve been using to replace my first laptop that I broke in the summer. Now I only have phone. And I don’t see that lasting long either. I don’t know why I own things.
last night
i had a dream that i was as badass as salander from the new girl with the dragon tattoo movie. i saw it yesterday and it was really good and b.a. also they took away big ticket tuesday!!! nooooo!
A man goes into a bar
What’s a mango doing in a bar!?
